This includes me. I wore the heck out of True Classic’s black crew-neck, believing that the dress made a virtue out of life. And it also seems to include Wired senior editor Jeremy White. “To my shame,” marveled white, “Dad’s Fitps are perfect and the neck size is not too big, not too small.”

The real classic is not a good fabric, just a basic cotton-poly blend like many T-shirts on the market. Which is to say a little soft and a little stretchy, kind of gym shirt or a muckeround dress. Comfortable, but not embarrassed.

If you have a BOD-BOD in your life, it might be time for a gift of a six pack for those who don’t define six packs. You don’t have to tell him why you bought it.

Oh, but note, the current flash deal says it’s “58 percent.” This is true compared to buying six sweats. However, the flash deal until December 10 is an additional 25 percent off the usual bulk discount, making for a fantastic price. If the current $ 75 flash deal ends, there is a good chance that it will be replaced by another flash settlement of the most popular outfit of the true classic, but … there are no guarantees.