So, I’m back. Indeed, I have a child. I’ve been out for a month, and I have the chewed nipples to prove it. Have fun, Mayor Pete. I guess this qualifies me to run Ministry of Transport. Speaking of trans people…any man who thinks that putting on a dress and a wig makes him a woman, no way. I was there when that baby popped up and no one else could have done that. You might as well put on a diaper and claim to be a baby or president. But there’s nothing worse than someone in the media having a baby. Not just because you have to imagine them having sex, but they act like they’re the first to do it, like they just invented having children.

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Very interesting. A few years ago, many new parents would have told you that having a baby was selfish. How dare you allow another mouth to feed billions of hungry people? Then they had kids, and suddenly their baby boy was the exception. They go from hating kids to kids who can’t wait to transition. What’s even more surprising to me is how pro-life some mothers are. like a creature Benedict Arnold. Because these moms know that giving birth is the best thing they’ve ever done. Except for ironing.

Sexists would say!

But instead of enduring the denigration of patriarchy from their fellow diaper deniers, they encourage women to give up the one thing that gives their lives meaning. Except watching this show of course. So what is the male counterpart? Well, imagine a person Earn a Bronze Star And said it wasn’t worth it. Sorry, that was the only thing he remembered before he died. Well, there’s also a blast from the cast of “The Facts of Life.” Yes, Charlotte Ray really knows how to party. Yes, I compare motherhood to war, because it is.

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Women endure nine-month tours of duty that end with so much hormones and exhaustion that it makes PTSD look like athlete’s foot. For this reason, we should treat moms like conquering heroes. But what about messages from most libraries? Don’t have kids. But if we do, it’s because our children will be better than your children. because in the mediawe act as if everything we do is more important. But do you think my Uncle Frank, who was a plumber, had to take a month off every time his wife pushed one out? please. Three minutes after cutting the umbilical cord, the guy had the plunger back in his hand. Come to think of it, I think he had the plunger with him during labor, just in case.

So, I won’t praise it. 7 billion people have experienced this. But if you’re shocked that I’m 60 and have a child, imagine how I feel. When my wife told me she was pregnant, my diaper was the first diaper she had to change. It’s not easy, but it’s not earth-shattering either. The lesson I learned was how much I had to unlearn. significance, in my lifeI have mastered the art of being selfish and it has served me well in my career. But a great career isn’t hard when you only care about yourself. Although there are exceptions. But if you work single-mindedly for ten years, you can master any career except porn, because after five years you’re already old.

Just ask Trace Gallagher. He may be a silver fox, but once the rug matches the curtains, you’re done. So becoming a parent at my age has forced me to learn what many of you I learned it in my 20s30 and 40 – you have to think about other people. For me, it’s hard. My whole family has changed. There was another person asleep in the cradle now. But a wise man told me this – once you have a child, you can’t regret anything you did before, because changing the past eliminates the possibility of that child. That’s probably why Alec Baldwin keeps having kids.

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marvelous. Suddenly, I no longer regretted 60 years of bad behavior. This is my message to you, men and women. If you regret your past, have a baby. Yes. Yes. It’s easy. Almost anyone can do it. In fact, kids can actually take care of themselves. Now, my car is sitting outside in a double parked car. Don’t worry. I rolled down the window.