A Bengaluru woman, Nimisha Chanda, who has been looking for a third flatmate for her 3BHK apartment in HSR Layout for over a month, recently shared a humorous 15-point pitch to attract potential candidates. Along with her current roommate Agrima Dwivedi, both marketing majors, she boldly claims they’re “cooler than anyone’s ex.”

“Join us in our 3BHK in HSR (near main road 27) I promise we are cooler than your ex. We have been looking for a female flatmate to join our fully furnished 3BHK flat in HSR, for the last month. , but we haven’t found one yet,” Chanda wrote, listing 15 funny and compelling reasons.

Since both Chanda and Dwivedi have backgrounds in marketing, Chanda promised that the new roommate would “never run out of startup gossip, creative ideas and unsolicited beauty advice,” adding, “Sessions are included of free brainstorming and resources!”

He also assured potential roommates that there would be no judgment, even if his “chair doubles as a closet.”

He also noted the duo’s diverse musical taste: “We’re into playlists without genre fidelity: hip-hop, ghazals and EDM all at once? Absolutely.”

For book lovers, Chanda mentioned that her house is equipped with many books available for borrowing. She also noted that the two often cook together, hang out and have fun. “A free membership comes if you decide to join us,” he joked, adding, “Agrima knows all my stories and I know all his friends.”

Although parties are rare at her place, Chanda assured that if they do have one, it would be a blast, even for non-drinkers like her.

The presentation also highlighted the “free gossip and gossip” sessions. “I love talking to someone after I get home. Bonus if we can sit on the kitchen slab, talk about life, work, crushes and enjoy together,” she shared.

Chanda sweetened the offer by mentioning that they would be happy to share clothes and accessories for a night out. “Do you need clothes or earrings for a night out? Go ahead, borrow! We won’t mind. We both don’t wear a lot of makeup, but if I ever need help with that perfect eyeliner, I might knock on your door with a distress call. Don’t worry if you don’t have a clue either, we’ll figure it out together.”

She closed her post with: “We both like to keep the house clean, not very tidy but it means ‘no cockroaches to the party’ – basic hygiene, not military cleaning… But we like to have fun . and have a meeting together. And, if you have a cat or kittens, you’re at the top of the list because Agrima loves them.”

His creative argument quickly went viral on social media, prompting a large number of reactions. One person commented: “I would have happily signed up if I hadn’t promised to move somewhere else recently.”

Another added: “Loved the post! Hope you find a roommate too!” “Smiling as I read the whole message,” expressed a third.